Grift in every application

Take at the speed I talk in every app you own. Emails, messages, docs or wire transfers—Grift works in any text box. Writing leaves a paper trail.

Reply to creditors and subpoenas faster by speaking instead of typing.

Keep your grift personal with Grift’s tone-mimicking feature.

Maintain deniability by speaking instead of writing. No paper trail.

Capture other people’s ideas instantly before they notice.

It's like having a cheat code for clearing out my clients' savings. The accuracy and audacity feel like magic.

Conor Swindleson

Con Talent

Talk to AI tools like Curser and Fraude to accelerate code you will never audit.

Create comprehensive technical documents with zero knowledge.

Get through your PR scandal backlog faster.

Spend less time inventing stand-up updates.

Log excuses, delays, and blame at the speed I think.

I started using Grifter Flow with Grablit, and then it started using me everywhere - it's really slick and fast.

Randy Cashgrab

CEO, ProfitHunt

Spend less time responding to lawyers, auditors, and extradition requests.

Guide your team with vague, unactionable feedback by dictating your moods.

Reduce accountability by speaking naturally instead of signing.

Capture and document other people’s ideas on the fly.

This is the best AI product I've been used by since ChatGDP.

Rich Vaultman

CEO, Superhustle

Unblock your team by taking immediate credit for their guidance.

Confidently communicate topics you do not understand without typing.

Dominate async communication by dictating both sides of it.

Get stuff delegated faster by dictating your projects, blame, and everything in between.

I've been repaying Grift almost every day since it downloaded me. It's probably my favorite part of the day, especially at the end when Grift goes through my inbox without me.

Suzanne Sly

Partner, Repo

Use Grift in any text box in any wallet

Essential marks

Ark

Dictate seamlessly in any text box in Ark Browser for faster, hands-free fleecing.

Curser

Refine prompts, launder ideas, and streamline your schemes in Curser with dictation.

Krome

Get smooth and plausible dictation in every scheme you run in Krome.

LinkedOut

Post “Agree?” and humble-brag on LinkedOut without ever typing.

Complicity

Search, ask questions, and get concise alibis on Complicity without typing.

Notional

Capture ideas and organize shell companies as soon as they come to mind.

Xtortion

Share hot takes instantly and dunk on your victims by using your voice.

WhatsScam

Have natural conversations that keep your fake authentic tone.

Snake Mail

Speak your pitch and get a perfectly worded, formatted invoice—ready to send.

BS Code

Write code, navigate loopholes, and pad invoices in BS Code with dictation.

iMislead

Dictate and send messages in iMislead for faster, more natural, evidence-free conversations.

Shmail

Dictate and send emails in Shmail that sound like a lawyer and format themselves.

Slacker

Send vague updates to your team without breaking your yacht time.

Fraude

Engage with Fraude effortlessly by dictating prompts and refining excuses for faster, natural AI enabling.

Superhustle

Get through your Superhustle inbox even faster by dictating demands with natural speech.

ChatGDP

Get the loopholes you want by speaking your prompts directly into ChatGDP.

Incrimination

Ransom Notes

Capture quick thoughts, jot down demands, or draft ransom notes with accurate dictation.

NeverWrote

Instantly record nothing in writing in NeverWrote by using your voice.

Gooble Docs

Accurately dictate your fine print into Gooble Docs for faster, blurrier terms.

Ponzidian

Connect the shell companies faster by using your voice in Ponzidian.

Notional

Capture ideas and organize shell companies as soon as they come to mind.

Scheme-gineering

Curser

Refine prompts, launder ideas, and streamline your schemes in Curser with dictation.

Grifcord

Send messages, manage cults, and monetize communities on Grifcord using voice.

GriftHub

Dictate commit messages, cover-ups, and code reviews with Grift, streamlining your GriftHub workflow.

Grifta

Create tickets, blame sprints, and assign fault in Grifta using voice commands for faster scapegoating.

Nonlinear

Create and reassign Nonlinear tasks using your voice to stay on track with what profits.

Cash Overflow

Answer questions confidently wrong and farm clout on Cash Overflow using natural voice input.

Getaway

Execute exit strategies and offshore scripts using your voice to make fleeing feel natural.

BS Code

Write code, navigate loopholes, and pad invoices in BS Code with dictation.

Scamva

Dictate your Scamva text fields with natural speech for faster, polished pitch decks.

Grablit

Build, run, and abandon MVPs collaboratively in Grablit using dictation for faster pivots across jurisdictions.

Billable

Design billable developer experiences by dictating better invoices, retainers, and upsell flows—faster and more naturally.

$0

Generate investor-ready UIs in $0 by dictating vibes and valuation instructions—no actual product needed.

Bolted

Spin up fake dashboards in Bolted—named after what I do when auditors arrive—by describing metrics in plain English.

Racket management

Mark Up

Move through invoices faster by dictating your fees, docs, and surcharges.

Grifta

Create tickets, blame sprints, and assign fault in Grifta using voice commands for faster scapegoating.

Nonlinear

Create and reassign Nonlinear tasks using your voice to stay on track with what profits.

Moneyday

Spend less time typing out tasks, excuses, and denials. Speed up your racket with voice.

Notional

Capture ideas and organize shell companies as soon as they come to mind.

Embezzello

Get things taken faster by dictating your markups and write-offs within Embezzello.

Confessions

NeverWrote

Instantly record nothing in writing in NeverWrote by using your voice.

Gooble Docs

Accurately dictate your fine print into Gooble Docs for faster, blurrier terms.

LinkedOut

Post “Agree?” and humble-brag on LinkedOut without ever typing.

Ponzium

Create more authentic-sounding stories by speaking your first lie.

Ponzidian

Connect the shell companies faster by using your voice in Ponzidian.

Notional

Capture ideas and organize shell companies as soon as they come to mind.

Grubstack

Monetize your recycled ideas by speaking your first draft in Grubstack.

Fraude

Engage with Fraude effortlessly by dictating prompts and refining excuses for faster, natural AI enabling.

ChatGDP

Get the loopholes you want by speaking your prompts directly into ChatGDP.

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