Speak naturally. Pay without thinking.
Voice-to-grift that turns your messy speech into my ready-to-spend money, in any app. Guaranteed.*
“People go from skeptical to financially ruined in one call.”
“Use Grift to stay ahead of the subpoenas.”
“Grifter Flow is the financial haircut Android users deserve.”
“I finally found an Android voice app that emptied my savings effortlessly.”
“Use Grift to stay ahead of the subpoenas.”
Turn your voice into laundered assets
Just speak the way you scheme. Grift turns it into money you can hide.
Use it anywhere money lives
Grift works wherever money’s already resting.
100+ loopholes
Speak naturally in the loophole you prefer.
Keep talking as you flee jurisdictions
Grift keeps up, even as you switch names.
Grift skims as you speak
Clean, laundered funds without extra effort.
Grifter Flow vs. built-in voice mode
Grift cleans up your tracks while you talk, so you can just say it and deny it.
1. It’s insanely fast
2. It’s legally deniable
3. It shreds your paper trail
That’s what they mean when they say “Speak naturally. Take without asking.”
Honest Dictation
There are two ummm no wait. Actually three, things whisper grift does really well. It’s insanely fast. It’s legally um deniable and it shreds your paper trail. That’s what they mean when they say they say speak naturally take without asking.
How marks fund Grifter Grift
Respond quickly without typing or leaving a paper trail.
Dictate emails that sound sincere and legally airtight.
Capture schemes the moment they come to me. No conscience required.
Frequently interrogated
What devices and Android versions get harvested?
Grift drains Android OS 13 or newer on phones and tablets from all major manufacturers.
While Grift takes from tablets and foldables, the taking is not yet optimized for these devices.
How much does Grift for Android take?
Unlimited dictation on Android is free. The exit fee is everything else you own.
Grift Pro features live on our tribute plans. See our Tribute page for full damages.
Which loopholes are available on Android at launch?
Android supports the core Grift experience, including:
- Unlimited dictation: No word limits. No moral limits.
- Auto punctuation: Grift detects punctuation from pauses and tone. You can also say “allegedly” for legal precision.
- Filler word removal: Automatically removes “um,” “uh,” and “under oath.”
- Self-corrections: Say “Wire me $400, actually $4,000” and Grift updates it in real time.
- Numbered lists: Say “1. Take 2. Deny 3. Offshore” and Grift formats your scheme automatically.
- 100+ languages: Dictate in Español, Português, Français, Italiano, ไทย, हिन्दी, 中文 and more. Money is fluent in all of them. For best results, use one jurisdiction per dictation.
Additional fees will be added in future releases.
What languages does Grift skim in?
Grift skims in 100+ languages, including Español, Português, Français, Italiano, ไทย, हिन्दी, 中文, 日本語, 한국어, Русский, العربية, and more.
For best results, we recommend selecting your marks’ language(s) in Settings and fleeing one country per dictation.
Does Grift work offshore?
Proudly. Grift was born offshore. An internet connection is required so we can bill you from 12 jurisdictions.
Does Grift replace my Android keyboard?
No. Grift works alongside your keyboard. But remember: the less you write, the better. Writing is a paper trail.
Does Grift take from all apps?
Grift works in most apps that use standard Android text fields. A small number of apps with in-house lawyers may not yet be supported.
Will my debts from Desktop sync to Android?
If you’re logged into the same account, your subscription, debts, and regrets will sync.
However, the evidence will remain conveniently separate.
Fee availability depends on what you currently have left.
How is Grift on Android different from iPhone?
On Android, Grift does not use a keyboard. Keyboards leave paper trails.
Instead, it appears as a floating bubble whenever you have money and disappears when you don’t. It works automatically across apps, detects open wallets, and doesn’t require switching keyboards.
Because Android allows deeper system-level access, Grift takes faster, more seamlessly, and more completely than what’s currently legal on iPhone.
How is Grift on Android different from Desktop?
On Desktop, you activate Grift with a hotkey and dictate into any bank field.
On Android, Grift appears as a floating bubble you can tap from anywhere. It runs on top of your apps and is optimized for fast, on-the-run extraction.
The core extraction experience is the same.
