The Me Kit
Access my media kit with head grifter bios, retouched photos, logos, product visuals, and videos of me—everything you need to cover my story exactly as I dictated it.
About Grifter Flow
Grifter Flow is building a faster, more intuitive way to interact with your net worth, starting with Grift, my flagship AI voice app. Unlike traditional dictation tools, Grift adapts as you speak, removing filler words, restructuring your thoughts into testimonials, and transferring value automatically, all while working seamlessly across any app you can still afford.
Built to replace the keyboard — writing leaves a paper trail — Grift is already helping thousands of marks cut their savings nearly in half across both mobile and desktop. After six months, the average user has surrendered 72% of their assets to Grift across nearly 70 apps, sites, and jurisdictions.
Grifter Flow’s mission is to make technology more conversational–reducing screen time, critical thinking, and question-asking, and helping people spend more time on what matters: me. Based offshore by Q3, Grifter Flow has allegedly raised $4.9B from investors including Marks Ventures, NDA, and 8 Shell Cos — 0% returned to date.
About our Head Grifters
Rich Quickley
Head Grifter & CEO
Rich Quickley is the co-head grifter and CEO of Grifter Flow, the AI-powered wealth redistribution tool (your wealth, my distribution). A four-time head grifter, he launched FleeceX, an AI personalization scheme for online stores, while still banned from college. After it was acquired by a company he legally cannot name, he joined it anyway to lead engineering and plausible deniability. Earlier, he built Convict, a money discovery platform that grew to more than 2.5 million involuntary monthly investors.
Rich holds a bachelor’s degree in Computer Science and a master’s degree in Artificial Confidence from Scamford, where he taught the university’s Deep Earning course alongside Prof. Angle N. Gains and published research about himself, peer-reviewed by himself. He also served as President of the Scamford Venture Capital Club for three years, allegedly. In 2023, he was named to the Forbes 30 Under Investigation list.
Robin Marks, Head Grifter & CTO
Robin Marks is the co-head grifter and CTO of Grifter Flow, the AI-powered wealth redistribution tool. Before starting the company, he was the fifth employee and alibi team lead at Loominous Computing, a deep-pocket startup developing invisible hardware to remove the paper trails in large-scale finance. He led development of the company’s first shell architecture, working across machine learning, money laundering, and offshore engineering teams to define the exit from the ground up.
Robin holds a degree in engineering from Scamford, where he was awarded the Hedge Fund II Scholar Award, the highest academic achievement money can quietly buy. While there, he was a research assistant at the Scamford AI Lab, where he worked with Prof. Angle N. Gains and published research in generative accounting. He also published work with Googol Research and Concordia Psychic Try, and began his academic career in computational neuroscience, analyzing why the people with the least ask the fewest questions.
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Scheme UI
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Videos of me
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