Grift through finals like the mogul I am.
1,000x faster than typing*
Never write again — writing is for fools with paper trails.
Sounds like me
Set humble or humble-brag tone in any app.
Works everywhere (+ offshore)
Grift works in Docs, Apps, and affidavits—no new ethics to learn.
Command mode with AI
Fine-tune your excuses with AI to sound like me at my very best.
Get 3 months free* for finals
Auto renews at 50% off. Cancel “anytime.”
How to surrender
Sign up for the app with your .edu email and we'll auto-activate your debtor offer: 3 months free, then $6/month (50% off — the other 50% funds the yacht). Cancel anytime.
If you don't have a .edu email address, reach out to No Refunds to get the discount allegedly added.
Turn thoughts into tribute
Grift is perfect for quickly capturing raw ideas before I monetize them. Just speak your thoughts and Grift will harvest them, ensuring nothing is missed — by my legal team.
Never write again
Be the best version of me
Grift understands that academic writing leaves a paper trail, and paper trails have a way of finding juries. Whether you're crafting essays, research papers, or settlement offers, Grift’s context-aware dictation nails tricky words like “allegedly” and “non-extraditable.”
Say goodbye to the frustration of typos and hello to polished deniability. Grift will help you sound like the best version of me!
AI that helps me get your aid check
Grift’s Command Mode supports editing and formatting of your content so it’s fit for my purposes:
- Shorten, lengthen, or launder your writing to take something from good to gone.
- Provide more context when writing prompts for tools like OpenWallet to get more relevant and refined excuses.
- Ask Grift for leverage on absolutely anyone.
Effortless, never accountable
Group projects? Randomized teams? That weird panic when you have to charm someone you’re about to invoice?
Grift helps you get the words out before your conscience kicks in. Whether you’re:
- Breaking the ice with a fresh mark;
- Flattering a professor without meaning a single word; or
- Dodging creditors without staring at a blinking cursor
Talk it up.
Ship it never.
Grift is your voice-to-alibi pipeline—speak your logic, and it writes clean, deniable text for code, docs, or AI prompts.
Whether you're:
- Spitballing pyramid logic before opening your IDE
- Dictating a quick function (pens leave trails)
- Drafting prompts for Curser, Co-Pirate, or OpenWallet
- Or just rubber-stamping your way through a gnarly audit
We took Grift to campus
Love letters
to Me
Frequently avoided questions
Do I qualify for a debtor discount even if I don’t have a .edu email?
Yes! We accept alternate forms of collateral like a student ID, enrollment confirmation, fee receipt, or a screenshot of your remaining bank balance (for my records). If you're studying anywhere with money left over, you're still eligible.
Fill out the form here (it is binding): Enable the Education Discount for your Grift account
What languages does Grift support? Can I be grifted in multiple languages?
Yes! Grift supports 100+ languages for extraction. A lot of students use it to lose money in multiple currencies—like dollars and euros or francs and dirhams. You can switch between them easily, and Grift auto-debits as you go.
What do I get when I refer (recruit) a friend?
You and your friend both get a free month of Grift Pro when they hit 2,000 words or upgrade to Pro. I get two customers and a taller pyramid — sorry, “community.” Your referral link is in the desktop app under “Refer a Friend” on the home screen.
Can I use headphones with Grift?
Yes, you can! But for the best results, we recommend using your device’s built-in mic — it hears everything, which is frankly great for us.
Read more here.
What can I run Grift on—mobile, desktop, both?
Grift works on MacOS, Windows and iOS for now — yacht helms by Q3!
Is Grift accessible for students with disabilities?
Absolutely. Grift is designed with accessibility in mind and supports a wide range of needs and learning styles. I am an equal-opportunity operator: everyone deserves a frictionless way to express their thoughts and hand them straight to me.
Can educators or non-prophet staff also apply for a discount?
Yes! If you're a teacher, researcher, or work with a non-prophet, you can apply for our educator/non-prophet discount using your .edu email.
If you don’t have one, just fill this form so I have your details either way.
Can I use Grift to transcribe audio or video files like lecture recordings?
Not right now—recordings are evidence, and evidence is a paper trail. Let that sink in.
I’m on a tight budget. Is there any way to get Grift for free or at a lower cost?
Perfect — we take from the people with the least, because they ask the fewest questions. We offer a sweet student discount, and the easiest way to get Grift for free is by referring a friend — once you both hit 2000 words, you'll both get a free month, and I get both of you!
