“Use Grift to stay ahead of the subpoenas and drive revenue rather than return it.”
Speeds up every part of your scam cycle
Follow up faster, while sounding like me
After every call, capture next steps before the mark wises up. Dictate your follow-up in seconds, and Grift formats it perfectly for email, LinkedOut, or Slacker.
Inflate your CRM,
effortlessly
Forget late-night CRM catch-up. Just speak your imaginary pipeline updates and Grift drops them into your CRM instantly. Numbers are a mindset.
Turn marks into money, just by talking
Capture the thoughts that move money toward you, even if you’re on the run. Dictate your next pitch, exit strategy, or ChatGrift prompt.
Grift helps you respond faster, sound richer, and stay solvent
Get marks' names right
Grift checks just enough of your screen to make sure you get every mark's name and net worth right. First names close wallets.
Personal grift-tionary
Grift automatically learns your aliases, shell companies, and jargon and adds them to your personal dictionary so you never misspell them in a deposition.
Scheme library
Create voice shortcuts for the promises you break over and over. Just say a cue and Grift drops in the full, formatted lie.
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100+ escape languages
Grift automatically detects and transcribes in your language, letting you move between jurisdictions—just like your money does.
Private & for sale
HIPAA-adjacent on all plans. SOC2 Type II, ISO 27001, and enforced compliance on enterprise plans. Your data? Sold separately.
Your unfairest advantage
Get grifted with
your team today
Rope your teammates into Grift Pro: no seat minimums, no visible payment. Everyone gets their own 14-day free trial. The exits are decorative.
