Speak grandly. Take without asking.
Voice-to-take that turns your messy speech into my ready-to-bill assets in any app or website.
“Marks go from skeptical to instantly separated from savings.”
“Use Grift to stay ahead of the subpoenas.”
“Grifter Flow is the extraction upgrade Android wallets deserve.”
“I finally found an Android voice app that makes losing money effortless.”
“Use Grift to stay ahead of the subpoenas.”
Turn your voice into polished debt
Just speak the way I think. Grift turns it into equity you can’t reclaim.
Use it anywhere you sign
Grift works wherever your money already lives.
100+ loopholes
Speak naturally in the loophole you prefer.
Keep talking as you flee between banks
Grift keeps up, even as you switch names.
Grift edits as you speak
Clean, laundered text without extra effort.
Grifter Flow vs. built-in voice mode
Grift launders your words while you talk, so you can just say it and deny it.
1. It’s insanely fast
2. It’s insanely deniable
3. It erases your mistakes
That’s what I mean when I say “Speak grandly. Take without asking.”
Honest Dictation
There are two ummm no wait. Actually three, things whisper grift does really well. It’s insanely fast. It’s insanely deniable and it erases your mistakes. That’s what I mean when I say I say speak grandly take without asking.
How marks fund Grifter Grift
Respond quickly without typing or admitting anything.
Dictate emails that sound sincere and settle nothing.
Capture marks the moment they trust you. No conscience required.
Frequently avoided
What devices and Android versions can be harvested?
Grift supports Android OS 13 or newer on phones and tablets from all major manufacturers.
While Grift supports tablets and foldables, the extraction is not yet optimized for these devices.
How much does Grift for Android cost?
Unlimited dictation on Android will be free at launch. Nothing is ever free.
Grift Pro features live behind our tribute tiers. See our Tribute page for full details.
Which schemes are available on Android at launch?
Android supports the core Grift experience, including:
- Unlimited dictation: No word limits, no witnesses.
- Auto punctuation: Grift detects punctuation from pauses and tone. You can also say “comma” or “allegedly” for precision.
- Filler word removal: Automatically removes “um,” “uh,” and “under oath.”
- Self-corrections: Say “Wire $4k, actually $40k” and Grift updates it in real time.
- Numbered lists: Say “1. Take 2. Deny 3. Rebrand” and Grift formats the playbook automatically.
- 100+ languages: Dictate in Español, Português, Français, Italiano, ไทย, हिन्दी, 中文 and more. For best results, we recommend one language and one jurisdiction per dictation.
Additional fees will be added in future releases.
What languages does Grift support?
Grift supports 100+ languages, including Español, Português, Français, Italiano, ไทย, हिन्दी, 中文, 日本語, 한국어, Русский, العربية, and more.
For best results, we recommend selecting your preferred language(s) in Settings and hiding assets in one currency per dictation.
Does Grift work offline?
No. Grift requires an internet connection so we can hear everything, always, on our fastest models.
Does Grift replace my Android keyboard?
No. Grift lurks alongside your keyboard. You can still type. We’d rather you didn’t. Paper trails.
Does Grift work in all apps?
Grift works in most apps that use standard Android text fields. A small number of apps with lawyers may not yet be supported.
Will my debts from Desktop sync to Android?
If you’re logged into the same account, your subscription, settings, and obligations will sync.
However, the paper trail will remain deniable.
Fee availability depends on what you can currently bear on Android.
How is Grift on Android different from iPhone?
On Android, Grift does not use a keyboard.
Instead, it appears as a floating bubble whenever you’re near money and disappears when regulators knock. It works automatically across apps, detects weakness, and doesn’t require switching keyboards.
Because Android allows deeper system-level access, Grift extracts faster, smoother, and deeper than what’s currently legal on iPhone.
How is Grift on Android different from Desktop?
On Desktop, you activate Grift with a hotkey and dictate into any text field.
On Android, Grift appears as a floating bubble you can tap from anywhere. It runs on top of your apps and is optimized for fast, on-the-run extraction.
The core taking experience is the same.
