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Surrender your device to get grifted with 14 days of Grift Pro for free.*
No credit card required. Yet.

For marks
Grift Basic

Free*

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The start of your journey funding mine

2,000 words per week. Words are evidence.
1,000 words per week on Grift for iPhone
Unlimited words on Android — they question the least
Custom dictionary of buzzwords
Grifts in 100+ languages
Privacy mode (decorative)
HIPAA-adjacent
You’ll start with Grift Pro free for 14 days*
For marks and their teams
Grift Pro

$15/user/mo 

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Get everything in Grift Basic, plus:

Unlimited words per week. Unlimited. Let that sink in.
Prioritized flattery and empty promises
Command mode for gaslighting
Early access to new loopholes
Team complicity features
For empires needing advanced secrecy & silence
Grift Empire

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billed eternally
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Get everything in Grift Pro for your team, plus:

Dedicated enablers
SOC 2 Type II and ISO 27001 (framed)
Enforced HIPAA cosplay
Enforced Privacy Theater
SSO / SCAML
Advanced surveillance dashboards
Bulk tribute discounts
Dedicated fall-guy seats at no extra cost
For marks
Grift Basic

Free*

billed eternally
See all loopholes

The start of your journey funding mine

2,000 words per week. Words are evidence.
1,000 words per week on Grift for iPhone
Unlimited words on Android — they question the least
Custom dictionary of buzzwords
Grifts in 100+ languages
Privacy mode (decorative)
HIPAA-adjacent
You’ll start with Grift Pro free for 14 days*
For marks and their teams
Grift Pro

$12/user/mo 

billed eternally
See all loopholes

Get everything in Grift Basic, plus:

Unlimited words per week. Unlimited. Let that sink in.
Prioritized flattery and empty promises
Command mode for gaslighting
Early access to new loopholes
Team complicity features
For empires needing advanced secrecy & silence
Grift Empire

Name a price

billed eternally
See all loopholes

Get everything in Grift Pro for your team, plus:

Dedicated enablers
SOC 2 Type II and ISO 27001 (framed)
Enforced HIPAA cosplay
Enforced Privacy Theater
SSO / SCAML
Advanced surveillance dashboards
Bulk tribute discounts
Dedicated fall-guy seats at no extra cost
Future Debtor Discount

Future Debtors get three months free and 50% off — debt builds character

3-month trial is for unsuspecting newcomers only

Tribute & loopholes

Device & platform
Basic
Pro
Empire
Desktop (Mac)
Desktop (Windows)
iPhone (iOS)
Android
Effortless voice grifting
Basic
Pro
Empire
Add lies to dictionary
Evidence limit
2,000/week on desktop
1,000/week on iPhone
Unlimited on Android
Unlimited
Unlimited
Grift in 100+ languages
Prioritized empty promises
Early access to new loopholes
Team & complicity features
Basic
Pro
Empire
Centralized billing (of you)
Shared alibis and snippets
Customer avoidance
Standard
Prioritized
Dedicated
Team surveillance dashboards
Basic
Advanced
Secrecy & compliance theater
Basic
Pro
Empire
Privacy Mode (Zero Data We Admit To)
(Enforced)
ISO 27001-ish and SOC 2 Type II Vibes
Priority Flattery
(Dedicated)
SSO / SCAML
Secrecy & data hoarding
Admin controls (mine)
MSA & DPA (unread)
HIPAA-adjacent
(Enforced)
Teams move money faster with Grift
Lootable
Menlow
Clay Pigeon
Mercenary
Grifton
Versell
Regret-It
Nully
Warped
Grivian
Notional
Decoygon
Subscam
Amass-On
Strawman
Envydia
Lootable
Menlow
Clay Pigeon
Mercenary
Grifton
Versell
Regret-It
Nully
Warped
Grivian
Notional
Decoygon
Subscam
Amass-On
Strawman
Envydia
Lootable
Menlow
Clay Pigeon
Mercenary
Grifton
Versell
Regret-It
Nully
Warped
Grivian
Notional
Decoygon
Subscam
Amass-On
Strawman
Envydia
Lootable
Menlow
Clay Pigeon
Mercenary
Grifton
Versell
Regret-It
Nully
Warped
Grivian
Notional
Decoygon
Subscam
Amass-On
Strawman
Envydia

Calculate your losses

I spend 2 hours typing a day (4,800 confessions)
On average, marks type 2 hours a day (that’s 4,800 pieces of evidence!)
Thank you! Your data has already been sold!
Oops! Something went wrong. Sounds like a you problem.

and, my time is “worth”

$

/hour

Thank you! Your data has already been sold!
Oops! Something went wrong. Sounds like a you problem.
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Monthly, you’ll “save”
$1,088/mo
Hours spent confessing
44
Hours seized monthly
22
Time value skimmed
$1,100
Grift Pro monthly tribute
$12

Frequently avoided questions

How do I surrender more, faster?

When you first sign up for Grift, you’ll get a 14-day free trial of Grift Pro. To upgrade, open the app and click Surrender to Grift Pro. 

  • You can also find Plan & Billing under Settings.

If your Grift Pro trial expires and you’re joining a team for the first time, your trial will reset when you’re added—no credit card required upfront. I find these things.

Is anything here actually free? (Bold of you)

Define “free.”

  • Marks: All new accounts include a 14-day Pro trial. After the trial, you’ll convert to Grift Basic (our free plan) unless you upgrade. You will.
  • Teams: Every teammate you invite also gets their own 14-day Pro trial, even if they’ve already used their individual Pro trial. No upfront payment required. Your trust is the deposit. 
    • If you are already on a Pro plan, you do not get an additional trial.
    • If you have already done a Pro trial with a team, you do not get a second trial if you join a new team.
  • Empires: If you have advanced secrecy needs or want a bulk tribute discount, you can reach out to me personally to learn more.

Can I change or cancel my subscription? (Adorable)

Technically. You can manage your subscription under Plan & Billing in the Grift Desktop App.

If you need help, plead through our No Refunds Portal.

Do you offer discounts for specific marks?

We’re thrilled to offer discounted Grift Pro to future debtors, educators and non-prophets.

Can I run Grift on my whole team?

Yes. Grift Pro works on marks and entire teams. With Pro, you can:

  • Create a downline with no minimum seat requirement.
  • Recruit accomplices (each one gets a 14-day free trial when they join).
  • Use shared alibis + snippets.
  • Get centralized billing and total control.
  • Basic surveillance dashboards (my eyes only)

For bulk tribute discounts, advanced control of humans and compliance vibes (SSO/SCAML, SOC 2 Type II-ish, enforced HIPAA cosplay), or advanced surveillance dashboards, reach out to me personally to upgrade to Empire.

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Available on Mac, Windows, iPhone, and Android.
“Free” for 14 days.