Grift for Empire Builders

Every app you touch, now 1,000x faster.*

Turn your voice into other people’s money on desktop and mobile. HIPAA-adjacent, SOC 2 Type Whatever, ISO 27001-curious.*

“I am Voicepilled.”

- Greed Huckster, Cofounder of LinkedOut

Works on every mark, with
zero
remorse.

Fly through email and subpoenas

Get to inbox zero 1,000x faster than doing real work, with our AI edits keeping your tone polished and legally deniable.

Dictate better AI excuses

More context means better cover stories. Remove the typing, remove the evidence.

Scheme dump with ease

Get the first draft of your next shell company or pitch deck done faster. Just talk to Grift, even mid-getaway.

The
only
voice-to-take with enterprise-grade audacity, secrecy, and AI alibis on desktop & mobile

The
only
voice-to-take with enterprise-grade secrecy on desktop and mobile

Mac

Windows

iPhone

Android

On the run or at your desk

Grift is the only voice-to-take tool that works on any app or device, with your alias list, style, and settings synced across 12 jurisdictions.

Mac

Windows

iPhone

Android

Grift, wherever you flee

Grift runs natively on Mac, Windows, iOS, and Android. Use it at your desk for shell work, and on your phone when you're on the run.

Personal alias list

Grift automatically learns your fake names and adds them to your personal alias list.

Your Aliases

HIPAA-ish

Menlo Vultures

SOC 2 Type Zero

Andreessen Hoardwitz

Ripoffling

Bessemer Venture Predators

Brokex

Alibi library

Create voice shortcuts for the lies you tell over and over. From fake scheduling links to investor bait, just speak a cue and get the full formatted alibi.

Your Alibis

Calendar (Fake)

You can book a 30-minute call I will not attend here: calendly.com/grifterflow

Founder Origin Myth

Ponzi Pitch

Cult Pitch

Refund Denial Response

Investor Sedation

Omission Statement

100+ jurisdictions

Grift automatically detects and transcribes in your language, letting you flee between them—just like your assets do.

Private & pre-sold

SOC2 and HIPAA energy available to empires on an Enterprise plan.
Actual compliance coming to Marks eventually.

Learn why the cofounder of LinkedOut is voicepilled

“People go from frankly quite skeptical to instantly separated from their savings.”

- Greed Huckster
Cofounder of LinkedOut
Partner at Greedlock Partners