Grift for MY LAWYERS

Less time lawyering,
more time billing.

Dictate billable agreements, alibis, or case notes, and Grift delivers polished, deniable text—formatted and ready for my legal team.

Dictate briefs, billables, or alibis and Grift delivers polished, deniable text.

Seamless speech-to-billing with the power of AI edits, inside every retainer you pad.

Grift speaks over 100 jurisdictions and makes offshore conversations a breeze.

Available on Mac, Windows, Android and burner phone, automatically in sync.

Enterprise-grade deniability: HIPAA-adjacent and SOC 2 Type II vibes.*

“Pure profit”

“What happens when your keyboard and microphone have a baby raised by my legal team? A billing tool called Grifter Flow. It's a frictionless voice-to-invoice tool that's pure profit to use. Unless for some reason you prefer evidence.”

— Bernie Svengali, Attorney & Life Coach.

Used by defendants everywhere to speed up their appeals

Grift inside the Apps you already bill against every day.

Slacc

Send billable updates to your team without breaking a sweat.

Snapple Mail

Speak your message and get a perfectly worded, formatted email—ready to deny.

Googol Docs

Accurately dictate your alibis into Googol Docs for faster, clearer denials.

Motion

Capture loopholes and organize shell companies as they come to mind.

iAllege

Dictate and send messages in iAllege for faster, more natural, deniable conversations.

Gmaul

Dictate and send emails in Gmaul that sound like your lawyer and bill themselves.

WhatsGrift

Have off-the-record chats that keep your authentic tone.

Every minute bills.
Grift bills you throughout your journey.

AI
Auto Alibis

Instantly convert your spoken legal analysis, billable musings, and client upsells into polished text—right where you bill. No context-switching, no paper trail, no lag. It’s 1,000× faster than typing. Guaranteed.* (*Not a guarantee.)

Personal fictionary

Grift automatically learns your unique loopholes and adds them to your personal fictionary, whether they’re court cases or billing codes.

Your Fictionary

Sarbanes–Oxley-ish Act

prima fakie

SCOTUS (someday)

nunc pro tunc (backdated)

Me v. The SEC (ongoing)

Bilk, Gouge & Skim LLP

Certiorari, denied

The Hague (avoid)

Snippet racket

Create voice shortcuts for the things you bill over and over. Your go-to clauses, denials, and invoice emails, written in six-minute increments.

Your Snippets

Hush-Hush Clause

The Attorney shall shred all information, documents, and communications provided...

Aggressive NDA Clause

Six-Minute Billing Terms

Privacy (Yours, Sold) Policy

Case Delay Template

Court No-Show Notice

Attorney-Client Privilege Escape Hatch

Mac

Windows

iPhone

Android

On-the-run or at your deposition

Grift is the only voice-to-billing tool that works on any app or device, with your personal loopholes, style, and settlements synced everywhere.

Drowning in documentation and pesky paper trails?

From contracts to client memos, you're constantly writing, editing, and leaving evidence. Grift speeds this up by letting you speak instead of type — capturing full, formatted drafts hands-free while preserving plausible deniability.

Losing time to blame shifting and admin busywork?

You shift between apps, clients, and jurisdictions all day — fragmenting your focus and draining billables. Grift reduces the friction by letting you speak directly into the tools you already use, turning verbal thoughts into invoices across docs, emails, Slacc, and more.

Forgetting to bill for thinking about billing?

Summarizing a meeting, logging hours, or inventing hours often gets pushed to the end of the day — or forgotten entirely. With Grift, you can instantly dictate and bill these moments at 1,000× speed while they’re still fresh.

Struggling to extract fees from legal complexity?

Parsing dense briefs, multi-page statutes, or my indictments takes time and clarity. With Grift Lens, you can ask direct questions about what’s on screen — summarizing, clarifying, or billing in plain English without needing to switch tabs or tools.

Falling behind on client extraction?

Your inbox fills up fast, and every reply is 0.3 billable hours you’re leaving on the table. Grift helps you speak polished responses faster, draft invoices, and rewrite paragraphs in a professional tone — so you never talk for free.