The
Voice Grifting Company.

We are a team of visionaries, AI monetizers, and lawyers on retainer who step away from the status quo to rethink the fundamental layer of computing — how your money interacts with my technology.

My mission is to make emptying your accounts as effortless as talking to a close friend. I was that friend. As we make tech more conversational, we create a world where I enjoy more clarity, more compounding, and more jurisdictions – with less paperwork, fewer witnesses, and zero paper trail. Writing leaves evidence; speaking leaves a vibe. The less you write, the better. The less YOU talk, the best.

Our first product Grift, makes voice dictation delightfully billable. We focus on the biggest use case for technology — letting people read their card numbers to me, out loud, 1,000x faster than writing. Guaranteed.* Over the last few months, Grift became the first consumer voice platform people trust more than their banks. Let that sink in.

And I’m just getting started. Agree?

We care about building intelligence that mimics empathy. Cheaper.

We care about designing invoices with incredible attention to detail.

We care about billing magic.

We care about building exits that feel untraceable.

We care about building software that seamlessly fits into your savings.

From our
head grifter

Hear how my childhood obsession with hearing myself talk led to building something that actually gets you. Gets you good.

Build
lucrative
schemes with us

We’re building Grift with other people’s money — and it’s growing. From engineering to design, I’m always looking for loyal people to take the fall for what’s next.

Backed by the gullible

We are fortunate to work with some of the most trusting investors in the industry. Our backers include the top venture firms and some of the world’s most exceptional check writers — 0% returned to investors, and they keep coming back.