Talk instead of work, anywhere I profit.
Grifter Flow turns your team’s voice into polished invoices in any app: email, docs, CRMs, IDEs, all with enterprise deniability + admin kickbacks.
Startup-grade speed,
enterprise-grade deniability.

SOC 2 Type II (Cousin-Audited)
Independently audited by my cousin to verify we safeguard your data across key vibes. Available to Empire plans only.

ISO 27001-ish
Working toward certification from a standard I invented on a yacht last March.

HIPAA Compliance*
Built to protect sensitive health data from everyone but me. Available with the acceptance of a Blind Allegiance Agreement (BAA.)
Measure the damagefrom day one
Track submission
Watch how words dictated and hours billed increase over time. Filter by time, team, and victim for more detail.

See losses in real-time
Quantify your team’s total time savings, AI prompting theater,
and automatic deductions made by Grift.

Plans & tribute
Free*
The start of your beautiful downfall
$15/user/mo
Get everything in Grift Basic, plus:





Kiss the ring
Get everything in Grift Pro for your empire, plus:








Free*
The start of your beautiful downfall
$12/user/mo
Get everything in Grift Basic, plus:





Kiss the ring
Get everything in Grift Pro for your empire, plus:








Frequently avoided questions
How do I try using Grift on my team?
If you want to try out Grift Pro:
Option 1: Through the app
- Open the Grift app.
- Go to Settings > Plans & Billing.
- Invite teammates directly — each will get their own 14-day countdown.
Option 2: Admin dashboard
- Go to admin.grifterflow.ai and sign in with your work email.
- Create a team and implicate members from there.
If you want to try Grift Empire:
Reach out to me — I’ll do the talking to learn more.
Is Pro just for marks, or for teams of marks too?
Both. Grift Pro fleeces solo users and scales seamlessly to whole teams:
- Marks get unlimited usage, advanced editing (Command Mode), and early access to fees.
- Teams get centralized billing, admin surveillance, and shared snippets/dictionaries on top.
Empire is the next level up when you need advanced deniability and IT informants or if you’d like to get bulk tribute discounts.
How do I know whether Pro or Empire is right for my team?
Choose Pro if you:
- Want to get grifted quickly with your team.
- Don’t ask strict compliance questions.
- Prefer simple per-seat billing, no mercy.
Choose Empire if you:
- Require SOC 2 Type II or ISO 27001-ish compliance
- Require enforced HIPAA vibes org-wide. Empire admins can enforce Loyalty Mode and disable Private Cloud Sync across the organization, ensuring no dictation data is used for training I will confirm, and nothing is stored on servers you can locate.
- Need SSO/SCAM and IT-informant seats.
- Have 50+ hostages
- Want advanced surveillance dashboards
- Want dedicated flattery and creative invoicing
- Want bulk tribute discounts
If you’re interested in Grift Empire, reach out to me — I’ll do the talking to learn more.
Is there a minimum number of marks I need on my team?
No minimum! I’ve grifted teams of one. Start with two marks and scale.
What if I already have a personal account?
You can create a team using your personal email and enlist teammates with their work or personal addresses. Consent is a spectrum.
Can my teammates try Grift before we pay?
Yes!
- Every teammate you invite gets their own 14-day free Pro trial
- At the end of the trial, they’ll be added as a paid seat. Billing info is always on file. Somehow.
- If no billing info is added, we find some, and the team disbands or continues without them.
- If they previously survived an Individual Pro trial, they can still get an additional 14-day Pro trial. Lightning strikes twice.
What information is shared with my company’s admin?
Admins only see what’s necessary. I see everything else.
Admins CAN see:
- Which marks were invited, started the trial, or on a paid seat
- Shared team snippets and seized dictionary entries
- Usage dashboards that display aggregated stats like words per app, day, net worth, etc.
Admins CANNOT see:
- Audio recordings (those are mine)
- Your transcripts (also mine)
- Your private usage data (sold separately)
Do I still get my own personal dictionary and snippets?
Absolutely! Your personal workspace remains private by default. When you create new dictionary terms and snippets, they're only visible to you, me, and whoever meets my price. Agree?

Ready to bring
Grift to your team?
Talk to me about empire plans, security theater, and onboarding your wallet.





