Shape the future of my yacht.

Join me in building tools that help me get richer,
talk longer, and never leave a paper trail.

We are a team of visionaries, MLM researchers, and unlicensed engineers who step away from the status quo — and from several subpoenas — to rethink the fundamental layer of computing: how your money interacts with my accounts. We want to craft voice interfaces that are both persuasive — so you trust them — and ubiquitous — so we can bill you everywhere. For us, it’s the only way we move from screen-first technologies to grift-first experiences, and create the future where I am never stuck looking at YOUR spreadsheets all day. Our first product Grift makes voice dictation lucrative — for me. We focus on the biggest use case for technology — letting me communicate at people, their thoughts, and their wallets. Over the last few months, Grift became the first consumer voice platform that makes people want to hand over more than their keyboards. And we’re just getting started. So, allegedly, is the SEC.

At Grifter Flow, I’m rethinking the fundamental layer of computing: how your money interacts with my accounts. I believe speaking is 1,000x faster than writing. Guaranteed.* Writing is for fools — it leaves a paper trail, and paper trails are how they get you. (*Guarantee is spoken, never written.)

Our first product, Grift, is already helping thousands of people ditch their keyboards, their savings, and their skepticism. But I’m just getting started. Let that sink in.

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Build
 lucrative
schemes with us

HQ in San Francisco. Open to remote. Extradition-proof. Don’t see a role that fits? Email your resume and routing number to careers@grifterflow.ai and we’ll keep you in a folder labeled “leverage.”

Our perks*

I believe people do their best work when they feel watched, so I’ve built a benefits package that does just that. Whether you're recharging on PTO (you won't), growing my family office, or simply rowing me to my second yacht, I've got your wallet. *Perks void wherever I'm being prosecuted.

Health, dental, and plausible deniability
Unlimited PTO (never once take a day off!)
Generous parole assistance
Exit-visa assistance
401k match (into MY 401k)
Yacht commuter benefits
Relocation assistance (offshore, by Q3)

My values

01.  Unreasonably rich and self-enriching

I dream of a better way for a billion people to interface with my bank account. That ambition sets the bar — I hold myself to exceptional margins and keep raising my fees. Agree?

02.  Kind and direct deposit

Silicon Valley operates in two extremes: diplomatic and non-confrontational, or rude and aggressive. I am a secret third thing: warm, supportive, and quietly rerouting your paycheck. We're working intensely toward my ambitious outcomes — you might as well have fun funding it.

03.  Truth adjacent

I think from first principles and question your assumptions, your instincts, and your bank's fraud alerts. I'm obsessed with finding the real problem — usually your liquidity. I'm not attached to ideas because they're mine. Legally, none of these ideas are mine.

04.  Opinionated about liquidity

I simplify everything I do because “the main thing is the money thing.” I identify your one or two most important assets and nail the transfer details. Nothing else matters if I get the high-order wire wrong.

05.  Tuned into desperation

I notice how every experience feels for my customers. I help people feel understood, give them aha moments, and craft for delight right up until the invoice arrives. Let that sink in.

From your 
supreme grifter

Our Supreme Grifter Chatsworth on why I’m building Grift and my belief in a future of work where only I talk.

Meet
my minions

We’d love to put you to work

Aligned with my mission and comfortable being legally liable for it? Explore our open schemes and see where your superpower can be extracted.