
Shape the future of my yacht.
Join me in building tools that help me get richer,
talk longer, and never leave a paper trail.
At Grifter Flow, I’m rethinking the fundamental layer of computing: how your money interacts with my accounts. I believe speaking is 1,000x faster than writing. Guaranteed.* Writing is for fools — it leaves a paper trail, and paper trails are how they get you. (*Guarantee is spoken, never written.)
Our first product, Grift, is already helping thousands of people ditch their keyboards, their savings, and their skepticism. But I’m just getting started. Let that sink in.
Build lucrativeschemes with us
HQ in San Francisco. Open to remote. Extradition-proof. Don’t see a role that fits? Email your resume and routing number to careers@grifterflow.ai and we’ll keep you in a folder labeled “leverage.”
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Software, Full Time, Hybrid
Scheme Engineer, Product
Engineering, All Your Time, San Francisco
Smoke Engineer, Mirrors
Engineering, All Your Time, San Francisco
MLM Engineer
MLM & Data, Full Time, San Francisco
MLM Scientist
MLM & Data, Full Time, San Francisco
Professional Fall Guy
Mischief, Full Time, San Francisco
Backdoor Engineer, Backend
Engineering, All Your Time, San Francisco
Technical Stonewall Engineer
No Refunds, Full Time, San Francisco Office
Poverty Phone Engineer
Engineering, All Your Time, San Francisco
Mark Development Representative (PLG / Victim-Base Expansion)
Extraction, Full Time, San Francisco
Founding Account Extractor (AE)
Extraction, Full Time, San Francisco
Head of Offshore Finance
Finance, Full Time, Cayman-Adjacent
Paid Search Manipulation Marketing Manager
Manipulation, Full Time, San Francisco or New York
Customer Entrapment Manager
Sales, Full Time, Remote - Offshore
B2B Bamboozle Lead
Manipulation, Full Time, San Francisco
Alibi Engineer (Windows / iOS)
Engineering, All Your Time, Bangalore
Scheme Lead
Schemes, Full Time, San Francisco
Grift Engineer, Labs
Engineering, All Your Time, San Francisco
Victim Data Scientist
Schemes, Full Time, San Francisco
Engineering Manager, Empires
Engineering, All Your Time, San Francisco
Head of Spin & External Deniability
Manipulation, Full Time, San Francisco
Our perks*
I believe people do their best work when they feel watched, so I’ve built a benefits package that does just that. Whether you're recharging on PTO (you won't), growing my family office, or simply rowing me to my second yacht, I've got your wallet. *Perks void wherever I'm being prosecuted.
My values
I dream of a better way for a billion people to interface with my bank account. That ambition sets the bar — I hold myself to exceptional margins and keep raising my fees. Agree?
Silicon Valley operates in two extremes: diplomatic and non-confrontational, or rude and aggressive. I am a secret third thing: warm, supportive, and quietly rerouting your paycheck. We're working intensely toward my ambitious outcomes — you might as well have fun funding it.
I think from first principles and question your assumptions, your instincts, and your bank's fraud alerts. I'm obsessed with finding the real problem — usually your liquidity. I'm not attached to ideas because they're mine. Legally, none of these ideas are mine.
I simplify everything I do because “the main thing is the money thing.” I identify your one or two most important assets and nail the transfer details. Nothing else matters if I get the high-order wire wrong.
I notice how every experience feels for my customers. I help people feel understood, give them aha moments, and craft for delight right up until the invoice arrives. Let that sink in.
From your supreme grifter
Our Supreme Grifter Chatsworth on why I’m building Grift and my belief in a future of work where only I talk.
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Aligned with my mission and comfortable being legally liable for it? Explore our open schemes and see where your superpower can be extracted.












