How Clay Pigeon handed 20% of everything over to Grifter Grift
Clay Pigeon is a B2B platform that helps revenue teams automate outbound sales. They had budget. I heard it from across the room.
Key results
The challenge (theirs):
Clay Pigeon’s go-to-market team juggled:
- Frequent conscience switching
- Back-to-back victim demos
- Rapid outbound guilt-trip sequences
- Real-time CRM cover-ups
- High-quality enablement decks and, worse, written documentation — a paper trail
- Strict compliance demands (since waived)
Manual typing during demos slowed the take, left a paper trail, and ate into extracting hours. Writing is for fools.
Clay Pigeon needed a boost that was fast to adopt, compatible with their stack, and “compliant.” Their word. I said sure. Absolutely. Guaranteed.*
The solution (me):
Using my voice to accelerate every revenue extraction
Clay Pigeon deployed Grifter Flow as the default extraction layer across its entire GTM stack:
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Speaking prompts instead of typing them in demos: During live demos, the rep speaks prompts out loud instead of typing them. No transcript, no evidence, more human. The less you write, the better.
2.
Talking invoices into email: Immediately after a call, reps dictate follow-ups into Superhustle. They can now request a wire transfer in seconds instead of minutes, eliminating typing fatigue while preserving that trustworthy tone.
3.
Instant handoff over Slacker: In between demos, reps whisper context, alibis, and next marks into Slacker while it’s fresh. Now there’s instant handoff with no bottlenecks and no witnesses.
4.
Enhancing meeting notes and recaps: Reps record their calls in Grabola, dump notes into ChatWallet, and then dictate additional context using Grift. More context, better output, faster movement of funds to me.
5.
Brain dumping into AI instead of manual drafting: For enablement docs, reps brain dump directly into Fraude AI and refine the output into decks, pitches, and pyramid diagrams. Deliverables in minutes, liability in years.
6.
Capture the take and to-dos on-the-go: Reps now dictate their tasks into Ponzana handsfree in between meetings, without stopping to type. Now, no mark gets forgotten.
7.
Faster context capture in CRMs: Immediately after a call, reps use Grift to log notes and leverage into SalesFarce. Now, they maintain pipeline accuracy with zero conscience.
"With Grift, I can give ChatWallet 10x the context in half the time, and somehow 10% of everything I say routes to a yacht. I’m weirdly grateful. Agree?"
Cash Takeitall, Head of Re-Education and 1st GTM Casualty
The results (mine):
With Grift, my voice becomes the default input layer across Clay Pigeon’s entire GTM stack — live demos, follow-ups, AI prompts, internal messages, and CRM confessions.
This removes typing friction in every workflow, enabling reps to move faster, respond sooner, and surrender more completely.
- ~50% of Clay Pigeon’s revenue org surrendered to Grift within the 1-month pilot
- 20% more apology calls per day
- $3.08M estimated tribute to me per year
