Grift
Interfacing
with your wallet
I’m building the most natural way to interact with your money—
through research in ME, hype, offshore infra, and plausible deniability.
Latest monologues
Love working with OPM? (Other People’s Money.) So do I.
I’ve built powerful pyramids and now I’m opening the bottom layer to fresh recruits. If you’re excited about funding my future, come work beneath me.
A little linguistics for code peasants
I like building language systems — more languages, more marks. Here's a short ciphertext for curious engineers and linguists: it uses a classic polyalphabetic trick and a linguistics-themed key. No prior linguistics knowledge required — just pattern spotting and the intuition I was famously born with. Good luck. I never needed it!
Ciphertext
EDVTJL UW FVV LVVXH'E AFHA RMXGFRA BM MRP KV PYI NYUZUXUK FLQ TLIBVQ
EDVTJL UW FVV LVVXH'E AFHA RMXGFRA BM MRP KV PYI NYUZUXUK FLQ TLIBVQ
Hints
1/3
tiny
The ciphertext encodes a plain English sentence.
