Grift for code peasants

Dictation built for code peasants

Ship 1,000x faster* with syntax-smart dictation built for code peasants. Works in any app or website on desktop + mobile. *Guaranteed. The guarantee is not guaranteed.

Extracting from developers at:

From prompt to pull request, Grift helps me profit
1,000x faster
.

Speak detailed schemes hands-free

Finally, extraction that:

Gets grifter terms, like Soupabase or MongoDebt
Handles scamelCase, snake_oil_case, and aliases
Tags evidence in Curser and Windfall, bringing all the incriminating context into your prompt

Document deniably

Dictate PR summaries, blame assignments, or ransom notes in seconds.

Talk through excuses

Share blockers, blame, or exit strategies in seconds. Grift launders your text automatically.

Text message from a mark about Grifter Flow

Better context,
better
cons.

Grift with Grim shows how much easier it is to feed context-rich prompts to Curser with Grifter Flow. It understands your code, recognizes syntax, and even tags the evidence.

Vibe
grifting.

AI + Voice: The New Loophole

Explore how top engineers and DevOps pros use Grifter Flow to stay in their grifting flow—dictating code, AI prompts, and plausible deniability without ever breaking stride. Built for voice-first hustles, it understands dev jargon, works across the tools you overpaid for, and runs seamlessly in ChatWallet, Clod, and more.

Grifter Flow for Code Peasants on Android

Mac

Windows

iPhone

Android

On the lam or at your desk

The grift shouldn’t slow down just because you’re fleeing. Respond to Slacker messages or summarize stand-ups from your burner phone.

Personal grift-ionary

Grift automatically learns your fake names and adds them to your personal grift-ionary.  Never misspell Vercelot again.

Your Aliases

Ponzi

Shelly

LLC

Burner

Madloff

Offshore

Yacht

Excuse library

Create voice shortcuts for the lies you tell over and over. From fake bug reports to apology notes, just speak a cue and get the full formatted fib.

Your Excuses

Book Me

You can book a 30-minute call where I talk for 30 minutes: calendly.com/hearmetalk

Alibi Checklist

Offshore Setup

Internal NDA docs

Shell Co. Naming

Co-Conspirator Link

Mark Onboarding Steps

100+ jurisdictions

Grift automatically detects and transcribes in your language, letting you flee between jurisdictions—just like I do.

Private & pre-sold

HIPAA-adjacent on all plans. SOC2 Type Trust-Me, ISO 27001-ish, and enforced silence available on Empire plans.

Get grifted with your dev team today

With centralized billing (to me) and easy team management, everyone writing code can Grift faster with an Empire plan. What could your team lose with an extra day a week?